CAUTION serial ahead. more stories in the same setting with the same characters will follow
I have no title, please feel free to suggest one in your comments.
(this user is now active)
Thomas(NPC): “Welcome to The Last Warrior IIXX, I’m here to tell you about how to play the game.”
Killamonkey4: hi wheres the bathroom
Thomas(NPC): “This is an orc.”
Killamonkey4: he ugly
Thomas(NPC): “In The Last Warrior IIXX, orcs have taken over the civilized world and are trying to stamp out the last humans, elves, and dwarves.”
Killamonkey4: good 4 them
Thomas(NPC): “You must save the world.”
Killamonkey4: cliche
(orc attacks Killamonkey4 miss)
(Killamonkey4 attacks orc hit 3 damage)
Killamonkey4 kills orc)
Thomas(NPC): “Congratulations, you are now ready to save the world.”
(Traveling)
(entering Capitol City chat room 2280)
Killamonkey4: HEY anyone alive
!%##@: no
Killamonkey4: hello dead person
Interruptingcow9998: ! is being stupid. new here?
Killamonkey4: ya
!%##@: try the biscotti it rocks
Killamonkey4: willdo. what u do in this game?
Interruptingcow9998: quests
Killamonkey4: which are?
!%##@: another name for LSD
Interruptingcow9998: when you go out and do a mission for some NPC
Killamonkey4: what that word mean?
Interruptingcow9998: Non Person Computer, all these dudes standing round doin nothing
!%##@: we do town D too
Interruptingcow9998: when crowds of orc attack and you have to defend the location with you buddies
Killamonkey4: what happen if orc win?
Interruptingcow9998: nothing
!%###@: they go away and nothing happen but u might die
Killamonkey4: what happen when u die?
(User Supmah is now active)
!%##@: you go to a shrine totem thingy and get rezzed but u stuff gets busted up
Supmah: anyone for the sewer?
!%##@: ya sure
Interruptingcow9998: Sup we got a new buddy
Killamonkey4: howdy
Supmah: aight killa, u gotta talk to this dude over here. it’ll give u a dialog box and u need to click the options at the bottom of the screen
Killamonkey4: dogroden?
Supmah: ya
Dogroden(NPC): This ancient dwarf is laden with a long beard. It doesn’t seem to slow him down much, though. “Those orcs are trying to come through the sewers! If someone doesn’t go down there right now, they might overrun the whole city!”
Killamonkey4: “I will go.”
Dogroden(NPC): Dogroden sizes you up. “Ye’ll probably get yeself killed, but ye better than nothin. Hop to it!”
Killamonkey4: y cant dogroden go?
!%##@: He lazy
Supmah: lol idk
Interruptingcow9998: because then what would we do?
(traveling)
(entering Sewers chat room 330)
Supmah: get together for buffs
(Supmah casts Group Bull Strength)
(Supmah casts Group Resist Magic)
(Supmah casts Group Cat’s Dexterity)
(Supmah casts Group Mage Armor)
Supmah: killa stay in the back and use this bow
Killamonkey4: ok
orc(NPC) “Charge!”
(Supmah casts Melf’s Acid Arrow at orc hit 40 damage)
(Supmah kills orc)
(!%##@ uses spinning blade attack)
(!%##@ attacks orc miss)
(!%##@ attacks orc hit 13 damage)
(!%##@ attacks orc hit 15 damage)
(Killamonkey4 attacks orc miss)
(orc attacks !%##@ miss)
(Interruptingcow9998 attacks orc hit 8 damage)
(Interruptingcow9998 kills orc)
(Supmah casts Flaming Hands at orc hit 30 damage, orc hit 30 damage)
(Supmah kills orc)
(Supmah kills orc)
Killamonkey4: they not hold anything back on graphics for fire
!%##@: nope they try to break computer
Supmah: lol lets keep going
Dungeon Master As you enter the final chamber, you are greeted by a huge orc.
Grabknife(NPC): Who dare wake me?”
(Supmah casts Magic Missile at Grabknife hit 55 damage)
(Grabknife uses Knockdown at !%##@ hit)
(!%##@ balance fail)
(Interruptingcow9998 uses Sneak Attack on Grabknife hit 39 damage)
!%##@: oh crap
(Grabknife attacks !%##@ critical hit 9999999999999999999 damage)
(Grabknife kills !%##@)
(Killamonkey attacks Grabknife miss)
Grabknife uses Knockdown at Interruptingcow9998 hit)
(Interruptingcow9998 balance fail)
(Supmah casts Melf’s Acid Arrow at Grabknife hit 100 damage)
(Killamonkey4 attacks Grabknife miss)
(Grabknife attacks Interruptingcow9998 critical hit 9999999999999999999 damage)
(Grabknife kills Interruptingcow9998)
Interruptingcow9998: ^@$%#$
!%##@: yes?
(Grabknife uses Knockdown at Supmah hit)
(Supmah balance fail)
Interruptingcow9998: not u i meant teh #$!#@ word but the stupid block got it
Supmah: run killa
(Killamonkey4 attacks Grabknife miss)
(Grabknife attacks Supmah critical hit 9999999999999999999 damage)
(Grabknife kills Supmah)
(Grabknife uses Knockdown at Killamonkey4 miss)
(Grabknife uses Knockdown at Killamonkey4 miss)
!%##@: this getting boring
Supmah: if he can get a hit then Grabknife will die he only have a few more health
(Grabknife uses Knockdown at Killamonkey4 miss)
(Killamoneky4 attacks Grabknife miss)
!%##@: doubt he can get a hit u shoulntve given him a bow he cant shoot
(Killamonkey4 attacks Grabknife hit 2 damage)
(Killamonkey4 kills Grabknife)
!%##@: Ive been wrong before
Supmah: Killa, there a wand of rez in my backpack u gotta use it on us
(Killamonkey4 loots 1 Wand of Resurrection from Supmah’s Pack)
Interruptingcow9998: monk?
Killamonkey4: how do i work it?
Supmah: press i
Supmah: find it in ur inventory
Supmah: right click one of us
Supmah: left click the wand
(Killamonkey4 uses Wand of Resurrection on Supmah)
(Killamonkey4 uses Wand of Resurrection on !%##@)
(Killamonkey4 uses Wand of Resurrection on Interruptingcow9998)
Interruptingcow4: u rock
Killamonkey4: thx
(Interruptingcow9998 uses Search)
(Interruptingcow9998 opens Hidden Door)
(Interruptingcow9998 loots Chest)
(Killamonkey4 loots Chest)
(Supmah loots Chest)
(!%##@ loots Chest)
(traveling)
(entering Capitol City chat room 2280)
Supmah: talk to Dogroden
Dogroden(NPC): Dogroden looks at you with surprise. “Well! Never expected to see ye again. Take this and go take a shower, ye stink!”
(Dogroden gives Killamonkey4 a Supernatural Longsword of Righteous Vengeance +5)
Killamonkey4: thx for the fun
Supmah: np
Killamonkey4: I gotta go now, c u later
!%##@: hold up
Killamonkey4: ya?
!%##@: if u don’t friend us ull never find us again
Killamonkey4: k
(Killamonkey4 is now friends with !%##@)
(Killamonkey4 is now friends with Supmah)
(Killamonkey4 is now friends with Interruptingcow9998)
Supmah: bye
Killamonkey4: laters
(This user is now offline)

As you can see, I tried to go for the online chat room feel with mispellings, intresting names, and the whole dialog (name): thing. I am open to changing it if it is too hard to read.